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Wednesday, October 06, 2004

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MEMO to all Secondary School Students :

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our programme of SPECIAL HIGH INTESITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.).

We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your teacher. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our teachers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMMES (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.)

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job in teacher others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.)

For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.)

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.)

Thank You,
Boss in General,
Special High Intensity Traing(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

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